If you win the week and go more than a day without responding in the thread, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels (and you may lose the bloodthrone). If you do anything that requires moderator actions, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. If you start shitfights that you aren’t prepared to brawl over, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. If you respond to critiques from the judges or your fellow combatants, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. If you shitpost unfunny things in the thread, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. This means any and all quote tags within your story. UPDATE: No really, quotes tags make stories more of a pain in the rear end for archiving.
If you put your submission in quote tags, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. If you edit your post after submission, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels (plus, your entry will be disqualified). If you write fanfiction or erotica, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. This is not a law, however it is strongly advised. Those who fail (neglect to submit a story) should on their next entry. The loser is drowned in infamy and receives an avatar to mark their shame. The winner is granted untold power, and chooses the prompt, word count, and deadlines for the following week.
The prompt includes a word count, some inspiration or instructions for your story, and the deadlines by which you must sign up and submit your story. There is untold glory for the strong.Įach week, there is a prompt. It is the winnowing fork that separates the wheat from the chaff. Thunderdome is more than just a weekly flash fiction contest. You find yourself within a glorious, embattled empire… Oxxidation posted: Thunderdome has reincarnated in various shapes since the paleolithic era, when a cantankerous chieftain and a frequently drunken sexual deviant contested ownership of a slain boar by seeing who could scream the loudest.